Wed, Oct. 1st, 2003, 3:13pm

I havent done this in a long time....just wanted to update so darryl wont bitch at me anymore.....

i will be updating a lot soon, i just got lazy

Monday, June 30th, 2003, 1:30AM

Wow, another update, I dont do much so im not gonna say what i did, i just wanna say congrats to Brah and Bub (Travis and Jolene), they are expecting a lil one named ethan thats due on aug 5th, please dont name is middle name travis due to that his intials will be E.T. Harlan.

I am going to start the joke of the day again, like way back when....remember those time i sent you guys the joke of the day??

Joke of the day:

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.

This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.

He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey, I love you, too."

til next time

Muffy

Wed, June 11th, 2003, 1:30PM

Sorry for the late update, I promise to start working on the website. I have a lot of time in my hands now, so i'll start workin on it soon.

I had a great time in vegas, it kinda sucked when you lose like 75% of your money the first 6 hours you get there.....oh wells, i had fun

Starting in 2 weeks i wont be workin til 1am anymore, pay will be less, but i rather have the enjoyment of life then money, but wait......I have no social life in the first place....what am i going to do in all my free time??? watch pr0n?? oh hell yeah!!!

Started to play real estate tycoon, good game, pretty easy, but when you go juan on juan with donald trump i get my assests kicked....give me some time, i will rule that game like i do all the strategy games....

Muffy

Friday, June 06, 2003, 9:48AM

I got drunk last nite, congrats to my cousins Randy and Cathy Wilds...their wedding was bizzommb!!

Happy B-day to Lynda, sorry I cant hit up your BBQ but i'll be there in spirit!!!

I'm packing for this weekend's trip to vegas.....chicks, alcohol, and gambling....you cant ask for more.

Til next time...

Muffy

Monday, June 2nd, 2003, 3:41AM

This was about the same time i updated last nite. Nothing special goin on today. I am really sleepy so i'll see you guys later...